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topic posted Wed, July 13, 2005 - 3:10 PM by  Beth
Who let Scottica in?

Oh, right. This is - after all - the enabling tribe.

But if Scottica is in, I feel too much competition to be the chief enabler. I feel threatened. He is a better enabler than I am and I don't like that. I want to be the best enabler there is around here damn it.

Somebody DO something!!!!!!!!!

(I feel slightly flushed and panicked.)
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  • AIMEE
    AIMEE
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    Re: Wait

    Wed, July 13, 2005 - 3:52 PM
    Meet me at home soon and enable me to have a cocktail. With this yucky rash I can't really be seen anywhere else and will need some serious enabling! Then I'll enable ya to listen to that garden state soundtrack one more time!
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    • Scot...
      Scottica
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      Re: Wait

      Wed, July 13, 2005 - 4:28 PM
      oh sweetie.. I am here to be enabled
      What do you want to do for me so i can graciouslt never thank you
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      • AIMEE
        AIMEE
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        Re: Wait

        Wed, July 13, 2005 - 4:30 PM
        the enabler or the enabled...? Perhaps a dating site for the enablers to meet the enabled... nothing good could come from that-- could be interesting though ;)
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        • Beth
          Beth
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          Re: Wait

          Wed, July 13, 2005 - 4:43 PM
          Well, speaking only for me, which is technically the only person I can speak for, I offer assistance on both sides of that fence. I can enable - I can be enabled - I could probably do both simultaneously. I pride myself on multi-tasking.

          So yes, I can be bad while helping someone else be bad at the same time. And all while everyone involved is having a smashing time.

          Am I an enabler? Can I be enabled? Do I need someone to enable me? Do I need to enable someone? Am I having more fun than the person next to me? Is the person next to me having more fun than I am? Is this sounding like the ending to one of those old batman sitcoms?

          (In a big, booming voice)

          Next time on the next THRILLING episode of Enabling.com...
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          • AIMEE
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            Re: Wait

            Wed, July 13, 2005 - 5:06 PM
            You can speak for me too!
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            • Beth
              Beth
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              Re: Wait

              Mon, July 25, 2005 - 1:51 PM
              Hang on Aims, you got a tad bit confused. You know - semantics and all.

              I don't 'speak' for you, I 'enable' you. Now hurry home. I broke out the Drambuie.
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