LEVEL DELTA ENABLE-ALERT!

topic posted Tue, August 2, 2005 - 4:27 PM by  ernest™ 2.0
We need instant enabling of Rebecca to go to Burning Man. This'll be a tough one- from the get-go we're going to be up against whining about money, lack of ticket, needing a ride from the airport- and all teams need to keep eyes peeled for last minute catsitting curveballs.
posted by:
ernest™ 2.0
Los Angeles
  • Re: LEVEL DELTA ENABLE-ALERT!

    Tue, August 2, 2005 - 5:08 PM
    wha... what was that?

    wait....

    i thought i heard something....

    yes, yes...

    its very soft...

    it sounds like the wind....

    whispering through the dust...

    yes, yes...

    its saying...

    so very softly...



    beca




    the playa calls
    • Re: LEVEL DELTA ENABLE-ALERT!

      Tue, August 2, 2005 - 5:17 PM
      *sigh*


      Dust.....
      • Re: LEVEL DELTA ENABLE-ALERT!

        Tue, August 2, 2005 - 5:23 PM
        No! Becca don't do it! You hate the dust, the heat and especially the sun!
        Just because all of your friends will be there, all happy and having fun, dancing and drinking.... mmmmmm ice cold cocktails on the playa.... yummmm.....
        You don't wanna go... oh no, not you! You wanna stay home, curled up in silence (cuz there will be no one to talk to) with a good book and some DVD's
        and of course Kitty constantly beside you.... following you around and meowing to keep you company the whole week long.
        Meow!
        • Re: LEVEL DELTA ENABLE-ALERT!

          Tue, August 2, 2005 - 5:38 PM
          EEEEEEEIIIIIIKKKKKKK!
          • Re: LEVEL DELTA ENABLE-ALERT!

            Tue, August 2, 2005 - 6:03 PM
            Awwwwwww.

            The sweet little kitty, so cuddly. It makes it all worth while, you know, when she pisses on the cross or the pile of clean laundry or sharpens her claws on your best corset that was hanging in the closet before she pulled it down. She doesn't "mean" to do wrong. She just loves you and loves you and loves you. And don't mind the pooh between your toes when you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and she left a "little something" for you to find while you were half alseep.

            The love an animal gives is all that we really need, after all. And who needs to be in the same town as their friends when they have all that love? And pooh. And piss. It just means she cares THAT much. I can only imagine how ok you'll be all alone in LA with her to look after you and love you and show you how much she really cares.

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